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TooLateToBeBad's avatar

There is a war on Christmas, I am personally waging it, and it will end when the holiday respects the Black Friday boundary and gets the fuck out of the rest of November.

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SteveB's avatar

In the War on Christmas, I have enlisted in the Halloween Army.

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Frank Lee's avatar

Maybe depicting Santa in drag would endear the left to Christmas again.

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TooLateToBeBad's avatar

Shut up and buy more subscriptions, paypig.

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Whipstitch's avatar

He apparently bought one to TPA.

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SteveB's avatar

"In short, the “War on Christmas” is a good way to get people on the right involved in a movement that ultimately has little to do with holiday greetings and everything to do with making them feel justified in efforts to bully others out of their rights, to claim that they’re only defending their own rights."

You would have read that yourself if you ever bothered to read the articles, you lazy, right-wing hack.

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Frank Lee's avatar

There is a technique to encourage a worm to emerge from its hiding place in the muck it calls home. I see that I have been successful at that when you comnent.

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SteveB's avatar

Troll admits that he is just trolling. My, what a shocking revelation.

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TooLateToBeBad's avatar

We know you can't ejaculate without getting angry replies. With your marriage failing, there is no other way to get satisfaction. We know we are doing you a service.

Bust your nut, shut the fuck up, and go pay some more leftist Substacks for the privilege of getting yelled at, finsub.

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Fly Girl's avatar

The worst part of "Rudolph" was where they killed the bird at the end.

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Whipstitch's avatar

"Rudolph...actually teaches kids NOT to be bullies"

All of a sudden bullying is a *bad* thing?

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