Thank You, Pop Tarts Bowl Mascot
You've gotten more than a few chuckles out of me this morning.
This is it, folks. The end of 2023. And we’re going out with a post about Strawberry, the Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot, the one pure thing left in this world.
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