Everyone Please Be Less Weird About Taylor Swift. Please.

From conspiracy theories to creepy comments about the pop star's womb, it's a good time to dial down the weirdness a bit.

Hey all, Parker here.

With the Kansas City Chiefs headed to the Super Bowl, right-wing influencers, politicians, and ne'er-do-wells have worked themselves up into a conspiratorial lather with theories involving Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce, the COVID-19 vaccine, Taylor Swift, and Joe Biden. It’s all pretty ridiculous.¹ How ridiculous, you ask? CNN invest…