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I never knew so many people wanted to bang the Green M&M.

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I never knew so many people wanted to bang the Green M&M.

The most cursed discourse of the past week was so frustratingly predictable

Parker Molloy
Jan 24, 2022
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I never knew so many people wanted to bang the Green M&M.

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As certain as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, people in right-wing media will lose their minds whenever a company changes its logo, branding, packaging, or, well, just about anything. So when I saw that Mars, the company behind M&Ms (and a whole bunch of other things, ranging from food to pet care to chewing gum), decided to refresh the …

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